THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I’VE EVER SEEN AND SCREW ALL THE FAIRYTALES!

Why are all the heroins of stories tricked? And why are gyms so calculating and evil?!

I opened the door, ready for anything but I definitely, definitely wasn’t expecting this. Standing in front of me was the most Continue reading THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I’VE EVER SEEN AND SCREW ALL THE FAIRYTALES!

LEAVE MR. DARCY ALONE

Here’s why dating is absolutely SHIT today and it’s not Mr. Darcy’s fault (I’m looking at you Dolly Alderton)…

For the next two days I was pretty incognito at the office. I kept my head down, avoided eye contact, did my work to a mediocre level, left at 5.30 on the dot and Continue reading LEAVE MR. DARCY ALONE