HOW DO YOU FLIRT? ALSO, I DISCOVERED A SCANDALOUS SECRET!

Wait! Was she just flirting? Do I flirt like that?!

OMG. I’ve been trying to come up with a phrase that would be the direct opposite to the phrase “to add insult to injury” or in Bibi’s words “when shit mixes with piss”. So like, for example Continue reading HOW DO YOU FLIRT? ALSO, I DISCOVERED A SCANDALOUS SECRET!

WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

We used to be like FRIENDS now we are… I have no idea

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My friends were fuming when I told them what happened in the office. Stuffing our actual faces with that amazing honey cake while an episode of Friends played in the background on my TV (Season two The One With The Lesbian Wedding), I told them every detail of Continue reading WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY LIFE…

Is there anything more glamours then watching reality TV on your birthday?

OK. So, that was a dramatic start to this blog thing. I didn’t mean to be so tragic but you know… sometimes shit happens. I thought about deleting that blog entry after I posted it. I was still upset and I’m not sure if I feel any better after posting it or not. It’s been a few hours since I posted… yeah still feel like shit.

 

They say time heals all wounds . . . so does watching Continue reading A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY LIFE…

HOW NOT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY

All I wanted to do was celebrate but somehow I ended up feeding everyone arse cupcakes.

I turned twenty-eight today and here’s what I know for sure. Sitting in a toilet stall at work and crying (ugly crying – tears, snot, hiccups and all) means that you’re not having a good day. Especially when it’s your birthday. Continue reading HOW NOT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY