THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I’VE EVER SEEN AND SCREW ALL THE FAIRYTALES!

Why are all the heroins of stories tricked? And why are gyms so calculating and evil?!

I opened the door, ready for anything but I definitely, definitely wasn’t expecting this. Standing in front of me was the most Continue reading THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I’VE EVER SEEN AND SCREW ALL THE FAIRYTALES!

LEAVE MR. DARCY ALONE

Here’s why dating is absolutely SHIT today and it’s not Mr. Darcy’s fault (I’m looking at you Dolly Alderton)…

For the next two days I was pretty incognito at the office. I kept my head down, avoided eye contact, did my work to a mediocre level, left at 5.30 on the dot and Continue reading LEAVE MR. DARCY ALONE

WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

We used to be like FRIENDS now we are… I have no idea

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My friends were fuming when I told them what happened in the office. Stuffing our actual faces with that amazing honey cake while an episode of Friends played in the background on my TV (Season two The One With The Lesbian Wedding), I told them every detail of Continue reading WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP