HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PERFECT KISS? ALSO, THE WORST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME AND FINALLY, MY BIG SECRET REVEALED!

Have you had a real perfect kiss? I have… it’s impossible to forget.

I have no idea how I made it home a drunk, emotional mess. I know I was super dramatic and ran away all Cinderella like but how would you react if your ex showed up out of no where like a ghost, and dressed up like an actual ghost? Believe me, the irony didn’t go unnoticed. I literally wanted to die. Or at least faint. Well, I did the next best thing. Continue reading HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PERFECT KISS? ALSO, THE WORST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME AND FINALLY, MY BIG SECRET REVEALED!

DOES CHAUCER KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT? ALSO, I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY BFF

I definitely know why I can’t stand the idea of being married now!

I’m trying so hard not to be judgey but wow. Like WOW. I can’t believe what I heard. The scandal of it all! Continue reading DOES CHAUCER KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT? ALSO, I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY BFF

HOW DO YOU FLIRT? ALSO, I DISCOVERED A SCANDALOUS SECRET!

Wait! Was she just flirting? Do I flirt like that?!

OMG. I’ve been trying to come up with a phrase that would be the direct opposite to the phrase “to add insult to injury” or in Bibi’s words “when shit mixes with piss”. So like, for example Continue reading HOW DO YOU FLIRT? ALSO, I DISCOVERED A SCANDALOUS SECRET!

WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

We used to be like FRIENDS now we are… I have no idea

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My friends were fuming when I told them what happened in the office. Stuffing our actual faces with that amazing honey cake while an episode of Friends played in the background on my TV (Season two The One With The Lesbian Wedding), I told them every detail of Continue reading WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY LIFE…

Is there anything more glamours then watching reality TV on your birthday?

OK. So, that was a dramatic start to this blog thing. I didn’t mean to be so tragic but you know… sometimes shit happens. I thought about deleting that blog entry after I posted it. I was still upset and I’m not sure if I feel any better after posting it or not. It’s been a few hours since I posted… yeah still feel like shit.

 

They say time heals all wounds . . . so does watching Continue reading A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY LIFE…