WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

We used to be like FRIENDS now we are… I have no idea

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My friends were fuming when I told them what happened in the office. Stuffing our actual faces with that amazing honey cake while an episode of Friends played in the background on my TV (Season two The One With The Lesbian Wedding), I told them every detail of Continue reading WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP

HOW NOT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY

All I wanted to do was celebrate but somehow I ended up feeding everyone arse cupcakes.

I turned twenty-eight today and here’s what I know for sure. Sitting in a toilet stall at work and crying (ugly crying – tears, snot, hiccups and all) means that you’re not having a good day. Especially when it’s your birthday. Continue reading HOW NOT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY