Why are all the heroins of stories tricked? And why are gyms so calculating and evil?!
I opened the door, ready for anything but I definitely, definitely wasn’t expecting this. Standing in front of me was the most Continue reading THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I’VE EVER SEEN AND SCREW ALL THE FAIRYTALES!
Have you had a real perfect kiss? I have… it’s impossible to forget.
I have no idea how I made it home a drunk, emotional mess. I know I was super dramatic and ran away all Cinderella like but how would you react if your ex showed up out of no where like a ghost, and dressed up like an actual ghost? Believe me, the irony didn’t go unnoticed. I literally wanted to die. Or at least faint. Well, I did the next best thing. Continue reading HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PERFECT KISS? ALSO, THE WORST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME AND FINALLY, MY BIG SECRET REVEALED!
How could everything go so wrong in one second? I need Andy Cohen – NOW!
I can’t talk. I can’t breath. I can’t think. I can’t anything. I don’t want to relive what happened, I don’t want to go through it all again. When ever I remember his eyes on me, I want to throw up. I want to run to the toilet and have diarrhea. How did this happen? Continue reading THE WORST NIGHT EVER! ALSO, AREN’T WE ALL A LITTLE MARIE ANTOINETTE?
I definitely know why I can’t stand the idea of being married now!
I’m trying so hard not to be judgey but wow. Like WOW. I can’t believe what I heard. The scandal of it all! Continue reading DOES CHAUCER KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT? ALSO, I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY BFF
Wait! Was she just flirting? Do I flirt like that?!
OMG. I’ve been trying to come up with a phrase that would be the direct opposite to the phrase “to add insult to injury” or in Bibi’s words “when shit mixes with piss”. So like, for example Continue reading HOW DO YOU FLIRT? ALSO, I DISCOVERED A SCANDALOUS SECRET!
I think I’ve discovered why (some) women don’t know what they want
Unfortunately I’m afflicted with the worst cliché of all time. I’m a woman who doesn’t know what she wants. There are so many memes about this, it’s embarrassing. The super empowered, Continue reading WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? FUCK KNOWS
Sometimes karma is a cheeky bitch (love her)
I’m feeling pretty smug today. Pretty, pretty smug. I feel extra smug cause I got my eyebrows micro-bladed and they look amaze. Other than that, something really intriguing happened at Continue reading THE DISCOVERY OF AN INTERESTING BIT OF INFORMATION…
Here’s why dating is absolutely SHIT today and it’s not Mr. Darcy’s fault (I’m looking at you Dolly Alderton)…
For the next two days I was pretty incognito at the office. I kept my head down, avoided eye contact, did my work to a mediocre level, left at 5.30 on the dot and Continue reading LEAVE MR. DARCY ALONE
We used to be like FRIENDS now we are… I have no idea
My friends were fuming when I told them what happened in the office. Stuffing our actual faces with that amazing honey cake while an episode of Friends played in the background on my TV (Season two The One With The Lesbian Wedding), I told them every detail of Continue reading WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP
Is there anything more glamours then watching reality TV on your birthday?
OK. So, that was a dramatic start to this blog thing. I didn’t mean to be so tragic but you know… sometimes shit happens. I thought about deleting that blog entry after I posted it. I was still upset and I’m not sure if I feel any better after posting it or not. It’s been a few hours since I posted… yeah still feel like shit.
They say time heals all wounds . . . so does watching Continue reading A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY LIFE…