Have you had a real perfect kiss? I have… it’s impossible to forget.
I have no idea how I made it home a drunk, emotional mess. I know I was super dramatic and ran away all Cinderella like but how would you react if your ex showed up out of no where like a ghost, and dressed up like an actual ghost? Believe me, the irony didn’t go unnoticed. I literally wanted to die. Or at least faint. Well, I did the next best thing. Continue reading HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PERFECT KISS? ALSO, THE WORST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME AND FINALLY, MY BIG SECRET REVEALED!
Wait! Was she just flirting? Do I flirt like that?!
OMG. I’ve been trying to come up with a phrase that would be the direct opposite to the phrase “to add insult to injury” or in Bibi’s words “when shit mixes with piss”. So like, for example Continue reading HOW DO YOU FLIRT? ALSO, I DISCOVERED A SCANDALOUS SECRET!
I think I’ve discovered why (some) women don’t know what they want
Unfortunately I’m afflicted with the worst cliché of all time. I’m a woman who doesn’t know what she wants. There are so many memes about this, it’s embarrassing. The super empowered, Continue reading WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? FUCK KNOWS
Sometimes karma is a cheeky bitch (love her)
I’m feeling pretty smug today. Pretty, pretty smug. I feel extra smug cause I got my eyebrows micro-bladed and they look amaze. Other than that, something really intriguing happened at Continue reading THE DISCOVERY OF AN INTERESTING BIT OF INFORMATION…