Why are all the heroins of stories tricked? And why are gyms so calculating and evil?!
I opened the door, ready for anything but I definitely, definitely wasn’t expecting this. Standing in front of me was the most Continue reading THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I’VE EVER SEEN AND SCREW ALL THE FAIRYTALES!
Have you had a real perfect kiss? I have… it’s impossible to forget.
I have no idea how I made it home a drunk, emotional mess. I know I was super dramatic and ran away all Cinderella like but how would you react if your ex showed up out of no where like a ghost, and dressed up like an actual ghost? Believe me, the irony didn’t go unnoticed. I literally wanted to die. Or at least faint. Well, I did the next best thing. Continue reading HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PERFECT KISS? ALSO, THE WORST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME AND FINALLY, MY BIG SECRET REVEALED!
I definitely know why I can’t stand the idea of being married now!
I’m trying so hard not to be judgey but wow. Like WOW. I can’t believe what I heard. The scandal of it all! Continue reading DOES CHAUCER KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT? ALSO, I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY BFF
I think I’ve discovered why (some) women don’t know what they want
Unfortunately I’m afflicted with the worst cliché of all time. I’m a woman who doesn’t know what she wants. There are so many memes about this, it’s embarrassing. The super empowered, Continue reading WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? FUCK KNOWS
Sometimes karma is a cheeky bitch (love her)
I’m feeling pretty smug today. Pretty, pretty smug. I feel extra smug cause I got my eyebrows micro-bladed and they look amaze. Other than that, something really intriguing happened at Continue reading THE DISCOVERY OF AN INTERESTING BIT OF INFORMATION…