THE WORST NIGHT EVER! ALSO, AREN’T WE ALL A LITTLE MARIE ANTOINETTE?

How could everything go so wrong in one second? I need Andy Cohen – NOW!

I can’t talk. I can’t breath. I can’t think. I can’t anything. I don’t want to relive what happened, I don’t want to go through it all again. When ever I remember his eyes on me, I want to throw up. I want to run to the toilet and have diarrhea. How did this happen? Read More

WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? FUCK KNOWS

I think I’ve discovered why (some) women don’t know what they want

Unfortunately I’m afflicted with the worst cliché of all time. I’m a woman who doesn’t know what she wants. There are so many memes about this, it’s embarrassing. The super empowered, Read More